Octubre de 2009

¡NUEVO ESTA SEMANA! Tratando de escapar de la policia

COLOCADO POR: Juanito
FECHA: 22 Oct 2009

 

Tratando de escapar de la policia, un ladrón entra a un centro comercial.  El capitán ordena a los uniformados:

"Quiero que me cubran todas las salidas.  !No quiero que se escape!"

Los guardianes del orden cubren todas las salidas del centro comercial; sin embargo, el ratero escapa.

"Capitán, el ladrón se nos escapo!"

"¡¿Que no les dije que cubrieran todas la salidas?!", responde furioso el jefe.

"Es que el muy vivo se escapó por la entrada".

 

COMENTARIO: Yo no sé, pero a mí esto se me parece sospechosamente al plan de la Policía de Puerto Rico para combatir el crimen...


Three Morticians

COLOCADO POR: Timantide
FECHA: 8 Oct 2009

 

There were three morticians trading stories in a bar one night.

The first one says, "What a day I had today.  The guy wasn't wearing his seat belt and his head flew into the windshield.  Took me all day to make the face look natural."

Not to be outdone, the second mortician says, "You think that's bad?  I had this guy in who got hit by a train while he was riding his bike.  Took me TWO days to put all the pieces back together!"

The third mortician just shook his head.  "You guys have it easy," he said.  "I had this female parachutist whose chute didn't open.  She landed on a flagpole and it took me all week just to wipe the smile off her face!"

 

COMENTARIO: A todo esto, ya que no hace mucho tuvimos el caso del "muerto para'o", ¿no hubiera sido mejor poner a la difunta parcaidista—con todo y asta de bandera—a "bailar en el tubo"?  Digo, es sólo una sugerencia...


¡NUEVO ESTA SEMANA! The Old Woman and the Preacher

COLOCADO POR: Ardy Dub
FECHA: 21 Oct 2009

 

An elderly woman attended an outdoor revival tent meeting.  The young energetic preacher started decrying the evils of pornography.  The old woman waved her hands in the air and urged him on.  "Say it, Brother!  Tell it like it is!" she exclaimed.

He went on to denounce the evils of gambling.  "Lordy, Yes!" she exclaimed.

He berated the sins of alcohol.  "Amen, Hallelujah!" she cried out.

Then he started talking about the evil of chewing tobacco.  The old woman jumped to her feet and shouted, "Just a minute, there, preacher-man!  You've crossed the line from preaching and now you're just meddlin'!"

 

COMENTARIO: ¿Se fijan?  Cuando se trata de los pecados de los demás, ¡fuego y azufre!  Pero a mí, ¡que no me toquen!


Created on October 11, 2009.  Last updated on October 25, 2009.
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