Noviembre de 2006
Naranjitas
COLOCADO POR: El Meda
FECHA: 1 Nov 2006 06:23:35 -0800
MESSAGE-ID: <1162391015.847860.186960@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
Llega una señora de buen ver al doctor acompanada de sus tres hijas tambien muy guapas.
-Disculpe doctor, quiero que nos examine, fijese cómo mi niña de quince años tiene sus limoncitos (refiriendose a sus senos) muy duros, mire toqueselos...
y desnuda a su hija de la parte de arriba mientras el doctor decia...
-Ummm, bien...
-Pero eso no es todo, ahora fijese cómo mi hija de 18 anos tiene sus naranjitas...- y la desnuda, -toqueselas doctor...
-Pero ahora vea mi hija de 23 anos como tiene sus toronjitas de duras,-y la desnuda mientras el doctor seguia examinando,...
-Y por si fuera poco doctor, toqueme a mi mis papayas, vea que duras las tengo...
y se quita la ropa la señora mientras el doctor seguia con su examen...
Pregunta la senora,
-¿Qué cree que tengamos doctor...?
Y este responde
-Pues debe ser una enfermedad tropical, senora, porque ¡Vea tambien como se me ha puesto el platano de duro...!
COMENTARIO: ¿Él dijo "plátano"? ¡A mí me está que el doctorcito ése lo que tiene es un guineo (banano) tipo "rompe...espaldas"! Total, la culpa es de la señora, que fue la que echó la bola a correr...
A la Señora Ministra
COLOCADO POR: Ferdy
FECHA: 22 Nov 2006 23:59:28 -0800
MESSAGE-ID: <1164268768.872278.62690@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
Estimada ministra Narvona. Su propuesta de multar en el recibo del agua a quien gaste más de 60 litros/día es muy interesante. Estoy completamente a favor. No he podido menos que calcular como va a ser un día normal para conseguir no superar este gasto.
Me levanto a las 7 para ir a trabajar.
Una ducha de 4 minutos gasta unos 100 litros. Creo que mal empezamos. Sólo me ducharé cada 2 días. Meteré los pies en un cubo, me enjabonaré y apagaré el agua. Así hasta terminar. Creo que podré consumir/gastar unos 35 litros.
Utilizo el inodoro, pero no puedo tirar de la cadena, consumiría 15 litros. Así que tengo que dejar mis deposiciones hasta la noche. Menos mal que trabajo a 80 kilómetros de casa y regreso a las 9 de la noche. Prefiero pagar un 85% de impuestos en la gasolina antes que malgastar el agua. Ya sabía yo que en algún momento, la burbuja inmobiliaria y vivir tan lejos de mi ciudad tendría algún beneficio. Antes de llegar a casa me he parado en el bar de abajo y sin que me viera el dueño he hecho aguas menores.
Voy a cocinar, llenar la cacerola ya son 7 litros más. Es estupendo que su colega el ministro del gas haya decidido subir un 5% el precio, así dejaré de cocinar, no gastaré agua y con el ahorro podré encender un poco la calefacción cuando llegue el frío.
Gracias a que hice caso a la ministra de vivienda, vivo en un piso de 38 metros. Así no me entran plantas y no las tengo que regar, si no tendría que deshacerme de ellas.
He conseguido aguantar el último pis del día hasta justo antes de meterme en la cama. Huele muy mal en el baño por la deposición de la mañana, pero lo consigo. Una sola cisterna en todo el día. Me lavo los dientes con un vaso de agua. Error, necesito 2 vasos. Casi un litro más. Me lavo la cara con el barreño de la ducha de por la mañana.
El resumen de un día así: ducha en barreño: 35 litros, uso WC: 15 litros, cocinar: 8 litros, dientes: 1 litro. TOTAL 59 litros.
Lo he conseguido. ¡¡¡NO ME VAN A CASTIGAR POR MALGASTAR EL AGUA!!!
Además ahora voy a poder pagar la subida del IBI, de la gasolina o del cine con lo que saque de vender un lavavajillas y una lavadora. Ya no puedo lavar la ropa o los cubiertos porque consumen unos 120 litros por lavado. Estoy encantado con esta propuesta. Así ustedes podrán seguir vendiendo electricidad a Europa proveniente de la energía hidroeléctrica.
Gracias por hacerme la vida tan maravillosa.
No puedo bajar a la ciudad por LA ZONA AZUL. No puedo beberme una caña de 1,90 Euros por si me quitan 6 puntos. Ni cruzar una calle que resulta es solo para residentes (curiosamente todo el centro ya es solo de residentes).
No puedo coger el coche porque la gasolina vale 1 euro. Ni ir a cenar porque vale 30. Mi hipoteca subirá un 20% este año, y no podré irme de vacaciones.
Menos mal que el ADSL lo puedo pagar, aun siendo el mas caro de Europa, porque sigue siendo barato respecto a ir al teatro.
Gracias por esta propuesta y hacerme el día a día mas fácil.
COMENTARIO: Bueno, esto es para que vean que siempre hay alguien que se las ve peores que uno. Sin embargo, lo que me inquieta es... ¿llegará eso a ocurrir en Puerto Rico algún día?
Two Nuns
COLOCADO POR: Stipo
FECHA: 2 Nov 2006 11:29:53 -0600
MESSAGE-ID: <454a1dab$0$12073$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>
Two nuns were shopping at a grocery store and happened upon the beer/wine section.
One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be great, but she was embarrassed about purchasing it.
The first nun said not to worry, she would handle it, picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.
The cashier had a surprised look, but the first nun said, "this is for washing our hair."
The cashier, without missing a beat, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying... "Here, don't forget the curlers!"
COMENTARIO: A todo esto, ¿qué hubiera sucedido si el cajero les hubiese incluido la salsa picante? ¿Sería para hacerse "destellos" en el cabello?
Keep on Truckin'
COLOCADO POR: M Darrin Chaney
FECHA: 3 Nov 2006 19:20:01 -0800 (originally appeared in second quarter, 1991)
MESSAGE-ID: <S1890.605d@netfunny.com>
This is probably old, but I heard it from a friend for the first time a couple of days ago:
Two Kentuckians [or your favorite ethnic/social group] were driving a semi down a road when they came to a viaduct. The sign said 10 feet zero inches, so they got out to measure their truck. Unfortunately, the truck was just over 12 feet high. They didn't know what to do, when finally one of them looked both directions and said, "I don't see any cops, let's go for it!"
COMENTARIO: Pero qué classe 'e bestias, si se van a mandar así por el viaducto...
The Great White Throne
COLOCADO POR: Stipo
FECHA: 6 Nov 2006 18:18:16 -0600
MESSAGE-ID: <454fc360$0$12122$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed.
They're up in Heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses Hillary.
"Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
COMENTARIO: ¿Cóóóóómo? Entonces la distinguida senadora sí que es terrible...
The Middle Wife
COLOCADO POR: * irenic * (Rowland Croucher)
FECHA: 13 Nov 2006 10:49:46 +1100 (12 Nov 2006 19:49:46 -0400)
MESSAGE-ID: <4557b318$0$17351$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>
The Middle Wife
2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom.
When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show- and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.
Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant.
"This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday. First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord."
[She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.] "Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, oh, oh, oh!' " [Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans.] "She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' [Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.] "My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this."
[Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.] "And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!"
[This kid has her legs spread and with her little hands are miming water flowing away. It was too much!] "Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe.' They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff, they all said it was from Mom's play-center!, so there must be a lot of stuff inside there."
[Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another Erica comes along.
By an Anonymous
The Medical Lecture
COLOCADO POR: Henry W. Farkas
FECHA: 6 Nov 2006 19:30:01 -0800
MESSAGE-ID: <S1893.7e2b@netfunny.com>
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
COMENTARIO: ¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!
Words Women Use
COLOCADO POR: Ron Ablang
FECHA: 12 Nov 2006 19:31:16 -0800
MESSAGE-ID: <1163388676.752747.297250@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
Words Women Use
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for a laugh.
Taxes
COLOCADO POR: Dave
FECHA: 16 Nov 2006 01:07:16 +0000 (15 Nov 2006 21:07:16 -0400)
MESSAGE-ID: <8RO6h.7038$l25.6593@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net>
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
And I still have to "press 1" for English.
I hope this goes around the world 10 times.
COMENTARIO: Cualquier parecido con la mentalidad que está detrás del IVU en Puerto Rico... ¡es pura pocavergüenza!
1973 vs. 2006
COLOCADO POR: Stipo
FECHA: 16 Nov 2006 22:08:22 -0600 (17 Nov 2006 00:08:22 -0400)
MESSAGE-ID: <455d284b$0$21108$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1973 -Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973 -Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
1973- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1973- Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
1973 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1973 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.
COMENTARIO: Como yo siempre digo, "eran otros tiempos..."
You Don't Have to Smoke and Drink
COLOCADO POR: Timantide
FECHA: 13 Nov 2006 17:17:59 -0500
MESSAGE-ID: <08331b2bf953746d6369a2e41097d8b0@localhost.talkaboutcomedy.com>
The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every week. On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her.
He noted what a fine looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?"
"Why Yes, that would be nice," the lady responded.
Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of South Carolina.
When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?"
"Oh, no," said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood, "What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Well, our gentleman was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, "Would you like a smoke?"
"Oh my goodness no!," said the woman "I couldn't face my Sunday School class if I did."
Our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn.
He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, "Ahhh . mmmm how would you like to stop at this motel?"
"Sure, that would be nice," she said in anticipation.
The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U turn right then and there and drove back to the motel and checked in.
The next morning after a wild and passionate night, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, "What have I done?
He shook her awake and pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"
The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them. 'You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time'."
COMENTARIO: Bueno, no es por nada...¡pero tengo que darle la razón (si de ESO es que se trata)!
Joke from "Find Me Guilty"
COLOCADO POR: bum
FECHA: 20 Nov 2006 12:34:15 -0800
MESSAGE-ID: <1164054854.933603.210290@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
Jackie DiNorscio told the Jury that he was just an ordinary bloke with ordinary lifestlye. In fact he had domestic discourse life everybody else.
"Why just the other night," he said "my wife asked me for some money to get some meat." Being short on money like everyone else, he walked to the mirror, pulled out his only $20 bill and told his wife: "See the $20 bill, the one I am holding is mine for my night out. The one in the mirror is yours." And he turned around and walked out for a night with the boys.
A few days later, he came home and saw the kitchen counter was piled end to end with meats of all cuts. His wife was wrapping them for the freezer.
Jacko couldn't help but asked: "Where the fock did you get all them meat?"
His wife walked up to the mirror, raised her skirt and pointed: "See this here? It belonged to the butcher, and you got that one in the mirror."
COMENTARIO: Yo hubiera titulado este chiste, ¡"La Venganza... del Espejo"!
65,000$ Question
COLOCADO POR: Timantide
FECHA: 25 Nov 2006 10:22:36 -0500
MESSAGE-ID: <8b97aafe42886e38ca53a0ee42260a1c@localhost.talkaboutcomedy.com>
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question.
Jane agreed to return the following day. Jane was nervous as her husband drove them home. "I've just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answers are! You know I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like garbage tomorrow. "Relax honey," her husband, Roger, reassured her, "It will all be OK."
Ten minutes after they arrived home, Roger grabbed the car keys and started heading out the door. "Where are you going?" Jane asked. "I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon."
After an agonizing 3 hour absence, Roger returned, sporting a very wide and wicked grin. "Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and answer!" "What is it?" she cried excitedly.
"OK. The question is 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?' And the answer is 'The head, the heart, and the penis.' " The couple went to sleep with Jane, now feeling at ease, plummeting into a deep slumber.
At 3:30 a.m., however, Jane was shaken awake by Roger, who was asking her the quiz show question. "The head, the heart, and the penis," Jane replied groggily before returning to sleep. And Roger asked her again in the morning, this time as Jane was brushing her teeth. Once again, Jane replied correctly.
So it was that Jane was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even though she knew the question and answer, she could feel butterflies. The cameras began running and the host, after reminding the audience of the previous days' events, faced Jane and asked the big question.
"Jane, for $65,000, what are the main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10 seconds."
"Hmm, uhm, the head?" she said nervously. "Very good. Six seconds." "Eh, uh, the heart?" "Very good! Four seconds." "I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn! My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..."
"That's close enough!" said the game show host, "CONGRATULATIONS!!"
COMENTARIO: ¿Seguro que este concurso no fue en el programa de Doooooooooon Francisco?
Two guys in a bar...
COLOCADO POR: Charles N. Oakes
FECHA: 22 Nov 2006 19:30:02 -0800
MESSAGE-ID: <S18a3.5ed@netfunny.com>
Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"
"Damn" Says his friend. "And I just joined Kiwanis."
COMENTARIO: Voy a decir algo que al segundo individuo le caerá como anillo al dedo... ¡Qué classe 'e bestia!
You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When....
COLOCADO POR: Larry Krzewinski
FECHA: 27 Nov 2006 20:41:08 -0800
MESSAGE-ID: <kcfnm2deqi531p402q6t1tc04vrpnht7f4@4ax.com>
You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When....
- Paramedics bring in the "Jaws of Life" to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
- The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was an actual boat!
- You start receiving Sumo wrestling applications in your junk e-mail.
- You set off a seismograph on your morning jog.
- Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yields gravy.
- A coworkers sees you and quotes a Biblical passage about "the feeding of the 5000."
- That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn!
- Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called. Twice!
- You tell friends that you consider gluttony your patriotic duty.
- Your arms are too short to reach the delete key on your keyboard to delete this post!
COMENTARIO: Y encima de eso, ¡estoy que no quepo a través de la puerta!
Puzzling Blondes
COLOCADO POR: Eric A. Seiden
FECHA: 29 Nov 2006 19:30:01 -0800
MESSAGE-ID: <S18aa.5f50@netfunny.com>
One day a man was working in a bar and five blondes came in and ordered ten bottles of champagne. They sat down at a table then three more blondes came in.
The eight blondes started up a chant, cheering loudly, "54 days, 54 days, 54 days!"
Soon, two more blondes came in carrying a framed child's Mickey Mouse jigsaw puzzle. Now the blondes started chanting even louder as they poured the champagne and had a huge celebration.
Finally, dying of curiosity, the bartender walked over and asked what exactly they were celebrating for. "We have just proven that all blondes aren't dumb. The side of this jigsaws box says 2 to 4 years but we completed it in just 54 days!"
COMENTARIO: ¡NO! ¿Quién dijo que ellas eran... o más bien... que no eran inteligentes, ah?
Created on November 5, 2006. Last updated on December 3, 2006. © 2006 Luis Daniel Beltrán-Burgos. All Rights Reserved.